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Monday 4 April 2011

I,m John Merrick

editors note 'not much about food but this is funny'


‎'s soul has finally returned to its inanimate marionnette after yesterdays abandonment to go cloud hopping across the zenith. It is now pulling the strings as the marionnette takes centre stage, a matinee performance for the baying medical students in The Theatre Bedlam.


He is stood near naked in the circle of a Victorian operating theatre whilst 20 med students sit on raised benches in the round. Professor Griffiths is firing questions at them and inviting them down, one by one, to examine, diagnosis and give their prognosis. If he thought he was gonna be treated like John Merrick he would have worn a f@ckin potato sack over his head.


His own observations shows the girls are all wearing brown trousers, white or stripy blouses with shoulder length centre parted mousy hair. The boys all shop at Burtons and have had the same haircut since primary school. A collective of well spoken, well educated middle to upper-middle class children. Not a hint of Salfordian or Lancashire dialect is perceptable by the ear.


editors note ' andy is having a bit of a holiday! for more go click here'

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